Lindsay's a brat?

Jade sent an article about my *cough*dreamgirlfriend*cough* Lindsay Lohan. When I've finished reading it, I was indenial. She could not be. It's a saying that Britney Spears ate beans for dinner. Bullocks. I don't believe it. The public or/and stars alike are jealous that Linday's becoming a rising star and she's 18.

Kat went back to Edinburgh. I didn't get the chance to call her. But it's not that she's not returning to Malaysia forever. She ought to be or I'll ring up my Scottish tour guide, packed her in a box and export her to my house. YOU HEAR THAT, WOMAN?!

What do you think about raising an iguana? I don't know. They're sort of...endearing. Couple of days, I've been looking through this mass produced pet shops, underneath all those cute, fuzzy, fragile that you can squeeze the life out of them kind looking animals, I saw this tank full of iguanas. Ah well, I'm settling of finding the perfect owl. A pygmy?